Citizen: I need to surrender my dog to the city.
City Employee: What’s the reason for your return?
Citizen: She keeps trying to get away from the house. She’s jumping the fence.
Employee: Please fill out this form while I take the picture of the dog.
I walk in at this point and see a black female pit-bull tied to the abandoning-dog-hitch.
Me: Sir, what happened to this dog on her back?
Citizen: Uh ! Umm! I don’t know officer. Officer…Sanhu…is it?
Me: Sandhu. Sir this dog has third degree burns on her back. Maybe she won’t try to escape the yard if you stop lighting her on fire, you fuckwad,dimwit, nincompoop.
Citizen: Wait, maybe my wife knows more about those. Let me check with her.
As he backs towards the door he picks up the pace, spins on his heel and is out the door yelling at his wife to ‘start the car’ and ‘go go go’.
I’m not sure what out policy states regarding chasing cowardly citizens down the street, catching them and lighting them on fire.
But we’re never going to find out, are we?
5 thoughts on “Come on baby, LIGHT MY FIRE”
That’s purely sinful. They should feel the same pain. Ignorant cruel bastards ;(
Your initial conversation, and your thoughts… Mine exactly!
Hopefully they were stupid enough to give the address first so they can be held responsible for the cruelty inflicted on this dog. I remember her well.
They didn’t but I was also told to let it go.
My God i don’t know what to say poor baby ..sorry I’m so in tears how could they?😢
A humans ability to be cruel is unfathomable…after all we eat horribly tortured animals in animal farms. We are the cause of their cruelty.